If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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