I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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