Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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