Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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