quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I need a beard to bite.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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