do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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