We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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