spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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