another moral hangover. fuck.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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