Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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