so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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