Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
