I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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