I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I'm both gender and math confused
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
