have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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