Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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