i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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