do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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