Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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