The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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