she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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