We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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