Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
