she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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