too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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