i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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