You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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