i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Randomize
