She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize