They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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