Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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