im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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