do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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