Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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