well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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