I need help removing her.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
You coming home soon, man?
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dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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