dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Randomize
