just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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