Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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