Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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