Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
