But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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