Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
