So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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