I forgot how hot balto sounded
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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