My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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