Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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