I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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