yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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