I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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