: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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