I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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