Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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